To: Total Navy Management of the USA, Stationed All Over the World, Who Would Must Be Flown In Very Disruptively and Expensively If This Weren’t an E-mail however for Some Purpose Had been an Pressing In-Particular person Handle
From: Pete Hegseth
CC: Donald J. Trump
Topic: WARFIGHTER ETHOS
PLEASE DROP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING TO READ THIS EMAIL AT ATTENTION. THIS IS NOT SPAM AND I AM EXTREMELY SOBER! YOU ARE TOO FAT TO FIGHT WARS!
I AM SICK OF SEEING FAT TROOPS! NO FAT TROOPS! ALSO, TRANSPHOBIA IS BACK IN A BIG WAY. NO THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE! OUR DIVERSITY IS NOT OUR STRENGTH. I DON’T WANT WOMEN ON THE FRONT LINES, AND I DON’T WANT ANYONE WHO CAN’T BE CLEAN-SHAVEN FOR ANY REASON. WHOOPS, DOES THAT ELIMINATE A LOT OF BLACK TROOPS? NO, IT DOESN’T. YOU’RE RACIST FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING. AND, OBVIOUSLY, RACISM IS ILLEGAL.
BULLYING IS BACK NOW! LAY HANDS ON THE NEW RECRUITS! AND FEEL FREE TO MAKE MISTAKES. ESPECIALLY IN COMBAT! IT WON’T GO ON YOUR RECORD. WE’RE BRINGING MORE OF A LOOSE, IMPROVISATIONAL FEEL TO WAR. NOT DEFENSE. WAR. JUST ONE OF MANY IMPROVEMENTS! DON’T LET YOUR HANDS BE TIED BY THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT. THOSE ARE POLITICALLY CORRECT, AND WE ARE DONE WITH THAT. WE ARE BRINGING BACK STANDARDS, AND BY STANDARDS, I MEAN PHYSICAL-FITNESS STANDARDS.
EVERYONE KNOWS I AM FIT FOR MY JOB! PHYSICALLY! HAVE YOU SEEN THAT VIDEO OF ME DOING SOMETHING THAT RESEMBLES A PULL-UP, LIKE IF YOU TOLD A LITTLE KID TO DO A PULL-UP AND HE HAD NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE? EVERYONE SHOULD DO THAT.
OKAY, YES, I WENT THROUGH THE ARMY AND REMOVED PEOPLE MY GUT SAID WERE BAD. YOU MAY NOTICE THAT SOME OF THEM WERE WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF COLOR. YEP. CAN’T HELP IT. GUT FEELING. REMEMBER, WHENEVER SOMEONE WHO ISN’T A WHITE MAN IS IN A POSITION OF LEADERSHIP, THAT’S A SIGN THAT STANDARDS WERE LOWERED UNACCEPTABLY DUE TO DEI. QED. RIF. FAFO.
IF ANYONE COMPLAINS, THEIR CAREER SHOULD BE OVER! IF THIS SPEECH MAKES YOUR HEART SINK: GET OUT! WE DON’T WANT YOU. EVERYONE ELSE, GET EXCITED TO POLICE OUR DOMESTIC ENEMIES!
REMEMBER WOUNDED KNEE? THAT WAS GREAT. WE SHOULD DO MORE OF THAT.
I AM TOXIC AND PROUD! NO, THE DEFINITION OF TOXIC HAS NOT CHANGED, I AM JUST EXCITED TO KILL EVERYTHING I TOUCH. WE SHOULD TELL PEOPLE, “JOIN THE ARMY, AND YOU CAN KILL PEOPLE UNDER THE COLOR OF LAW!” I’M DISAPPOINTED HOW FEW PEOPLE I SERVE WITH SEEM TO SHARE THAT ETHOS. DON’T THEY REALIZE HOW COOL IT IS TO KILL?
OVER TO YOU, MR. PRESIDENT! LET’S HEAR FROM YOU IN YOUR ACTUAL WORDS! BUT JUST A CHOICE SELECTION OF YOUR ACTUAL WORDS, BECAUSE IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE THIS IS AN EMAIL, WE RESPECT YOUR TIME!
YOURS, LETHALLY,
PETE
To: Total Navy
From: Donald Trump
Cc: Pete Hegseth
Topic: Re: WARFIGHTER ETHOS
Conflict could be very unusual. You by no means know what’s going to occur with battle.
To me, it was all the time the Gulf of America. I might by no means perceive. We’ve got 92 p.c of the frontage, and for years—really, 350 years, they have been there earlier than us—it was known as the Gulf of Mexico. I simply had this concept. I’m taking a look at a map, I’m saying, “We’ve got many of the frontage. Why is it Gulf of Mexico? Why isn’t it the Gulf of America?”
And I made the change, and it went easily.
The identify is the Gulf of America. Google Maps modified the identify, everyone did, however AP wouldn’t, after which we gained in courtroom. How about that? Isn’t that so cool?
You recognize, when I’ve a normal and I’ve to signal for a normal—as a result of we’ve lovely paper, attractive paper. I stated, “Throw a little bit extra gold on it. They deserve it.” Give me—I need the A paper, not the D paper.
We used to signal a bit of rubbish. I stated, “This man’s going to be a normal, proper? Yeah? I don’t need to use this, I need to use the large, lovely, agency paper.
And I signal it. Really, I like my signature, I actually do.
My favourite phrase within the English dictionary is the phrase tariff. And other people thought that was unusual. And the faux information came to visit, they usually actually hit me laborious on it. They stated, what about love? What about faith? What about God? What about spouse, household? I obtained killed after I stated tariff is my favourite phrase. So, I modified it. It’s now my fifth favourite phrase. And I’m okay with that. I’m okay with that. However they hit me laborious. However it’s. I imply, if you have a look at …
The opposite day that they had 31 billion that they discovered: $31 billion. So, we discovered $31 billion and we’re unsure from the place it got here.
A gentleman got here in, a monetary man. I stated, “Nicely, what does that imply?” He stated, “We don’t know the place it got here.” I stated, “Verify the tariff shelf.” “No, sir, the tariffs haven’t began in that sector but.” I stated, “Sure, they’ve. They began seven weeks in the past. Verify it”—comes again 20 minutes later: “Sir, you’re proper, it got here from tariffs.” Thirty-one billion. That’s sufficient to purchase a variety of battleships, Admiral, to make use of an previous time period. I believe we must always perhaps begin desirous about battleships.
I’m an aesthetic particular person. And I’m not a fan of among the ships you do. I’m a really aesthetic particular person, and I don’t like among the ships you’re doing aesthetically. They are saying, “Oh, it’s stealth.” I say, “That’s not stealth.” An unsightly ship just isn’t needed with the intention to say you’re stealth.
By the best way, the B-2 bombers have been unbelievable.
We’re really contemplating the idea of battleship: strong metal, not aluminum. I’m type of open to it.
We weren’t revered with Biden. They checked out him falling downstairs each day. Day-after-day, the man’s falling downstairs—stated, it’s not our president. We are able to’t have it. I’m very cautious, you already know, after I stroll downstairs, like, I’m on stairs, like these stairs. I’m very—I stroll very slowly. No person has to set a document. Simply strive to not fall, as a result of it doesn’t work out effectively.
A number of of our presidents have fallen, and it turned part of their legacy. We don’t need that. You stroll good and simple. You’re not having—you don’t need to set any document. Be cool. Be cool if you stroll down, however don’t, don’t bop down the steps. So one factor with Obama, I had zero respect for him as a president, however he would bop down these stairs. I’d by no means say—da da da da da da ba ba ba, he’d go down the steps, wouldn’t maintain on. I stated, it’s nice. I don’t need to do it. I suppose I might do it, however finally dangerous issues are going to occur, and it solely takes as soon as. However he did a awful job as president.
We are going to combat, combat, combat, and we are going to win, win, win.
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